Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
Chuck Norris had his first job as a paperboy. "There were no survivors."
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
Death once got sentenced to Chuck Norris.
The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.