Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
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The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
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Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
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Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes.
He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
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Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon...
With the Yellow version.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face.
Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
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Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets;
he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
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Why did we have a global recession?
Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
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Chuck Norris doesn't pick up his food to eat it.
He commands it to enter his mouth.
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Do you know why babys cry when they are born?
Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
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Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
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