Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
When I was a kid, my Chuck Norris action figure broke all my other toys while I was at school. When my mom tried to throw him away, he killed her.
Chuck Norris can break air.
When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
Chuck Norris can remember the future.
It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.