Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.
Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.
Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
Chuck Norris was born feet first. It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth.
There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan. Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.