Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
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Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
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Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
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Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.
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Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
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The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
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I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head.
Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
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