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Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
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Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
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Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
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Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
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When I was a kid, my Chuck Norris action figure broke all my other toys while I was at school. When my mom tried to throw him away, he killed her.
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Chuck Norris can break air.
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When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
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Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
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Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
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