Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
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There is no such things as a tornado.
Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
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Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
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When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
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Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
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Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
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Chuck Norris once planted a box of Cheerios in his yard, the result was a donut tree.
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When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
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huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
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Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
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