Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Twice.
Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris. The answer is always Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris. It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."