Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
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Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower.
He uses Meteor Showers.
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Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
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Jesus is the son of God.
God is the son of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
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While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
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Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
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Chuck Norris got swept over Niagara Falls...
He liked it so much, he swam back up and did it again.
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There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan.
Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
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