Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
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Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
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It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
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Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
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Chuck Norris never needs help, help needs Chuck Norris.
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Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer.
This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
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Chuck Norris did the blue whale challenge.
By the 50th day, his instructor had jumped off the building.
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