Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos.
Words simply stutter in his presence.
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If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?"
It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.
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Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
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Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
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In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size.
When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".
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