Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris. The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
The Yeti can't be found because it Chuck Norris made sure no one ever finds it.
Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion. No episode aired, as no one survived.
Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.