Joke #8193

Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
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Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch... Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
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Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
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Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
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Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood. But not the wheels. That's just wrong.
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Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
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