Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out. No one dared to move.
If Chuck Norris were a substance, he would abuse you.
Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win. But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected. He knows the unexpected.
Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row. The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.