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Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
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Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out. No one dared to move.
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If Chuck Norris were a substance, he would abuse you.
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Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win. But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
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Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
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Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
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Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected. He knows the unexpected.
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Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row. The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
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