Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
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Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys.
The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore.
The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out."
The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an annocanda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth."
Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.
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Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear.
The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car...
The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won.
No Questions asked.
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Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
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The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
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There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
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