Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch... Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood. But not the wheels. That's just wrong.
Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.