Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
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Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
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Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
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Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
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What every sports player should say after winning?
"First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
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Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is...
Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
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Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
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Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
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