Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
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Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
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Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.
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Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort.
Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
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Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
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The First Law of Thermodynamics states:
Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul.
It's a myth.
Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.
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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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Chuck Norris.
Well thats all you need to know.
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Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
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