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Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
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A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
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When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party". Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
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Earth is not spinning around the sun. The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
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A watched pot boils instantly for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone. The ground is afraid to break it.
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Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
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