Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back. But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected. He knows the unexpected.
When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.