Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party". Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
Earth is not spinning around the sun. The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
A watched pot boils instantly for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone. The ground is afraid to break it.
Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."