Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
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Chuck Norris' day consists of 25 hours.
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Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face.
Nobody would survive anyway.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
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