Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
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After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
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Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
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Chuck Norris can actually punch you in the soul.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run for President; the President runs for Vice God Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune.
The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
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World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order.
Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies.
He potato-sacks them.
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Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
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