Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
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Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard.
When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Superman and The Flash have a race around the world.
Who wins?
Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris went to the beach, he gave the ocean a bath.
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If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
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The burning bush that Moses spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack.
His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
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