Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
Chuck Norris can paint himself into a corner and still get the job done.
Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water... That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine. We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
Death once got sentenced to Chuck Norris.
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.