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Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
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The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
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Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
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When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat. The weights do.
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Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
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When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
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