Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back. But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.
Do you know why the Earth's spinning ? Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris. It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette