Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
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Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
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Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
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Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris:
I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours.
Can you?
Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway.
But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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In France, Chuck Norris accidentally won Tour de France by exercise bike.
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Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
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Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters?
3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
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