Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
In France, Chuck Norris accidentally won Tour de France by exercise bike.
Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.