Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute. The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.