Your moms pussy is so hairy when your brother was born he died of rug burn.
Yo Momma's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.
Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
Yo mama's so overweight she kills thousands just by sitting down.
Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
Yo mama so fat her boobs squirts out milk.
Yo mama so fat when you have sex with her you have to slap her stomach and ride the wave in.
Yo Momma so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!
Yo' mama's breath so nasty, I don't know whether to give her Tic-Tacs or toilet paper!
Your mama so fat she climbed up hill and fell back down.
Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!