Joke #923

Your moms pussy is so hairy when your brother was born he died of rug burn.

Yo momma so stupid, she put 2 quarters to her ears and thought she was listenin’ to 50 Cent.

Yo mama so fat, her ID pic had to be taken in panoramic mode.

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a forklift to get her on the examining table.

Yo' Mama's hair is so full of dandruff, when she shook her head, the principal called a snow day.

Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.

Your momma so fat... Her blood type is Ragu.

Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.

Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.

Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.

Yo mama is so stupid, I said it was going to be chili out and she grabbed a bowl and a spoon.