Joke #923

Your moms pussy is so hairy when your brother was born he died of rug burn.

Yo mama so ugly when she looked at the sun, it turned nighttime.

Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn

Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.

Yo mama is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.

Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.

Your momma so fat... She put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

Yo Mama so ugly, that even titanium broke apart when it saw her.

Yo mama so ugly when she tried to flirt her face went inside out.

Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.