Your moms pussy is so hairy when your brother was born he died of rug burn.
Yo Momma's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.
"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"
Yo mama so fat when Dracula bit her he said "1 diabete, 2 diabete, 3 diabete".
Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she's as useless as a screen door on a submarine.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when the waiter brought out her strip steak, she asked where to tuck the dollar bills.
Yo mama is so fat they thought her butt was a new planet.
Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
Your mama so old she was friends with Cleopatra.