Your moms pussy is so hairy when your brother was born he died of rug burn.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she can look up a camel’s butt and scare its hump off.
Your momma so fat... She put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?" Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."
Yo mama so fat, when she wore her yellow bathing suit, the sun got jealous.
Yo mama so fat if she falls it's defcon zero.
Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.
Yo momma’s so fat, her belt size is the equator.
Your momma so fat... She can't even fit in the chat room.
Yo mama is so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on carbon.
Yo mamma is on a seafood diet, when she see's food, she eats it.