Your moms pussy is so hairy when your brother was born he died of rug burn.
Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she's going to be in trouble when the baboon wants its ass back.
Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.
You mamma so fat that she has to use the ocean for a bathroom.
Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she only goes to the grocery store for free samples.
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself out of her motercycle.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she can sit on a lollipop and guess its flavor.
Your mama is so black when God saw her he said "Oh man I burnt one again."