Your moms pussy is so hairy when your brother was born he died of rug burn.
Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.
Your Moma is so fat the only words she knows is the universe.
Yo momma so dumb she threw a ball at the ground and missed.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
Yo Mama is so nasty, she made the Dead Sea, when went to swim.
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.
Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.
Yo' Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.