Your moms pussy is so hairy when your brother was born he died of rug burn.
Yo mama is so poor that she washes paper plates.
Yo mama so poor a man broke in her house a gave her money.
Yo mama so fat when she went sky diving in a blue jump suit, all the kids below said, "Ahhhh! The sky is falling!"
Yo momma's clitoris is as long as my dick.
Yo momma’s so stupid, when she went to a movie and it said, ‘Under 17 not admitted’, she went home to find 16 relatives.
Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
Yo' Mama's head is so big, she dreams in IMAX.
Yo mama is so fat Dorra the explorer couldn't explore any more!
Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"