Your moms pussy is so hairy when your brother was born he died of rug burn.
Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!
Yo Mama so old... She sat in front of Jesus in 1st grade.
Yo mama is so poor, rainbows in her neighborhood are black and white.
Yo mama so stupid somebody said "What's your IQ?" and she said gesundheit.
Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
Do you know why your mother is called Egypt? Because every time she shits she leaves a pyramid...
Yo mama so fat the only liquor she knows is liquorice.