Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote. He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.