Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote. He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name. It's called the internet.
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.
In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
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