Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.