Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back.
But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
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If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
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Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
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When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed.
She is now known as Britney Spears.
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Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.
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On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
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