Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
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Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
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Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground.
The place is now known as the meteor crater.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an ATM PIN – the machine just spits out cash – at every bank!
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Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler.
With him inside it.
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