Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe.
Chuck said, "I don't like the juice."
Hitler heard him wrong.
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Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters?
3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
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Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
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Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
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Kids dream about having superpowers.
Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
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Kim Kardashian use to be 8 feet tall until Chuck Norris uppercut both her feet and that is why her ass is so big.
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Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon.
After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon.
It was a tough choice...
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Chuck Norris was born in a house he build himself.
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Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls.
The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
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To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
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