Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.
Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.