Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
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NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At night.
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There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said
"I bet I can walk across the water."
He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said
"They did it that means I do it." ,
He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?"
Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"
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Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
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Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
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The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
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Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
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Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
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Chuck Norris does not skip stones... he skips sheets of drywall.
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