The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
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When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
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Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
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James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
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When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
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In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
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Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World...
War.
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Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
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Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
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