The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
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Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.
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When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out.
When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
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In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
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Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
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I before E except after Chuck.
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Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945.
World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945.
What a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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Kim Kardashian use to be 8 feet tall until Chuck Norris uppercut both her feet and that is why her ass is so big.
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