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The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
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Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights. His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris writes on pencils with paper.
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The best part of waking up is not the Folgers in your cup, it's knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
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Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon. After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon. It was a tough choice...
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Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.
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Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
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Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets. He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
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