The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
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If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?"
It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
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If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child.
The bed went itself out of fear.
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Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch.
He simply decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.
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