The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
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Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Chuck Norris came first.
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The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun.
The Earth is stationary.
The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
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Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon.
After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon.
It was a tough choice...
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When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.
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AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
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Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
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Chuck Norris once bowled a 300...
Without a ball...
He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
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Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
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