The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
Once an email was sent from LA to Washington. Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
Chuck Norris is ambidextrous. He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg. All at the same time.