Chuck Norris is a fact.
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Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
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In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
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Chuck Norris writes on pencils with paper.
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Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
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Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
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When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
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Chuck Norris DNA is classified.
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