Chuck Norris is a fact.
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Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
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Originally it was called 'Chuck Norris Mode' but he decided to let god have that one because Chuck Norris is humble like that.
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Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
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Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive?
A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
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Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
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An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil.
Chuck Norris killed that man.
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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold.
Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
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Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest.
Chuck Norris won by 5.
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