Chuck Norris is a fact.
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Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
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When you die on Earth you go to hell.
When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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Chuck Norris is a hunter.
But Chuck Norris does not hunt.
That implies the possibility of failure.
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Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
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Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard.
There is only another fist.
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When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
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Chuck Norris got a flame and froze it.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results.
It just doesn't happen.
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