Chuck Norris is a fact.
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Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
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When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
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The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris.
It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
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Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand.
That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
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Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it.
Dissapointed, he then walked out.
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
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Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
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Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
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