Chuck Norris is a fact.
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Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
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The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
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Chuck Norris once joined the Army.
That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
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Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris writes on pencils with paper.
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When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
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Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names.
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Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
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huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
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