Chuck Norris is a fact.
Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard. Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Fedor Emelianenko because he takes Fedor to the vet regularly.
Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.