Chuck Norris is a fact.
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Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard.
They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
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Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.
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In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
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Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
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Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
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Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
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According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
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Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune.
The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
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When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
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Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom.
Because he never f*cks up.
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