Chuck Norris is a fact.
Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
Chuck Norris just completed a full round of Golf... In 17 shots.
When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra .... After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra Eventually died
People have near-death experiences. Death has Near-Chuck-Norris experiences.