Chuck Norris is a fact.
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear. He sleeps with a real bear.
When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters? 3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals. Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.