Chuck Norris is a fact.
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Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite.
Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.
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Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
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Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
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Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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Chuck Norris once won a three-legged race... By himself.
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Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
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Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
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Chuck Norris ate once at Hard Rock Cafe.
It's now called Shakey's.
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