Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways
Chuck Norris doesn't wear seatbelts. Seatbelts wear Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
Chuck Norris kills 100% of germs.
Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.
Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out. No one dared to move.