Chuck Norris is a fact.
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They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord.
He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the but.
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My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight.
It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
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Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris updates his DNA every 5 minutes.
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A watched kettle never boils... unless Chuck Norris is doing the watching, in which case it explodes.
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Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.
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How much white out does Chuck Norris use?
Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
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Chuck Norris one checked the Library of Congress for typos during his lunch hour.
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