Chuck Norris is a fact.
Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris. This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.
Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.