Chuck Norris is a fact.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
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Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear?
A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse.
He uses a lion.
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Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
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In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague.
The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
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All men are born equal.
Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
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Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
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Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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