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Chuck Norris is a fact.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
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Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
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