Chuck Norris can shoot around a corner.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
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Chuck Norris CAN handle the truth.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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