Chuck Norris can shoot around a corner.
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Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
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Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth.
Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.
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Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
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Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
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Chuck Norris eats granite and drinks lava for his lunch.
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Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
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Chuck Norris never needs help, help needs Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris never dies.
And of course, he will also never fade away.
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