Chuck Norris can shoot around a corner.
Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
You don't invite Chuck Norris. He invites himself.
Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real. It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.