Chuck Norris can shoot around a corner.
Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
Charles isn't in charge. Chuck is!
According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan. When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast. They taste like chicken.
Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.