Chuck Norris can shoot around a corner.
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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
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If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
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Big Brother isn't watching you.
Chuck Norris is watching you!
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Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.
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Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys.
The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore.
The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out."
The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an annocanda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth."
Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.
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Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
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If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
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China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
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