Joke #9571

Chuck Norris can shoot around a corner.
Vote:
has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Chuck Norris got a flame and froze it.
Vote:
has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
Vote:
has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
Vote:
has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
Vote:
has 74.72 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
Vote:
has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
Vote:
has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
Vote:
has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
Vote:
has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, phone
A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.
Vote:
has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris