Chuck Norris can shoot around a corner.
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Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.
Water gets Chuck Norris.
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The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
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Chuck norris can control chaos.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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Chuck Norris does not listen to lectures.
Lectures listen to Chuck Norris.
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Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
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Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.
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