Chuck Norris can shoot around a corner.
Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling.
Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.