Chuck Norris can shoot around a corner.
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Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
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Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
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When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord.
He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the but.
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Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
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Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese.
At the same time in every sentence.
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One man said he got his butt whooped by Chuck Norris twice but he lied, because everyone knows you couldn't survive it once.
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