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Chuck Norris can shoot around a corner.
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Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
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Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad. It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
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Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
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Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
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