Chuck Norris can shoot around a corner.
Chuck Norris got a flame and froze it.
Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.