Chuck Norris can shoot around a corner.
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If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
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Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
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Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
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When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk.
When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
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When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
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Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
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