Chuck Norris can shoot around a corner.
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Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.
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In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
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We live in an expanding universe.
All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris went to the beach, he gave the ocean a bath.
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Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
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