Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
Vote:
Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
Vote:
Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
Vote:
Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
Vote:
UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
Vote:
Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
Vote:
All men are created equal.
Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
Vote:
Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
Vote:
Chuck Norris watches Saturday Night Live on Friday.
Vote:
Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Fedor Emelianenko because he takes Fedor to the vet regularly.
Vote: