Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once. The Wild lost.
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter. To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.