Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
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Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
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Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
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When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you.
When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.
Water gets Chuck Norris.
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For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star.
As you can see, there are a lot.
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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor.
That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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