Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is a hunter. But Chuck Norris does not hunt. That implies the possibility of failure.
If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.
Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.