Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
Chuck Norris can win a game of 'Connect 4' in 3 turns.
Chuck Norris is a hunter. But Chuck Norris does not hunt. That implies the possibility of failure.
Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris... He is hunting them!
There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman. And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan. Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.