Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
Chuck Norris puts ice cube trays in the cupboard, and he gets ice.
Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.
Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.