Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris... Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
What every sports player should say after winning? "First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
Walker Texas Ranger wasn't an action crime drama, it was a documentary.
Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese. At the same time in every sentence.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver. When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.