Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
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Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
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Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
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Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower.
He uses Meteor Showers.
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When Chuck Norris touched a Prius, it turned into a Ferrari
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Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead.
Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president.
If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong.
And stop being a racist.
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Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
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