Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
Chuck Norris doesn't need money he gets everything for free.
Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.
Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
Chuck Norris had his first job as a paperboy. "There were no survivors."
Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.