Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
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Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
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Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
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The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
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Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.
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"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.
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Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
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Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected.
He knows the unexpected.
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When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
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