Joke #6901

Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.

Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.

Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.

Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone.

Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.

Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!

Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.

Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions

There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.

Chuck Norris once planted a box of Cheerios in his yard, the result was a donut tree.

When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.