Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with his gun over his pillow.
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Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine.
He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself.
Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.
Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
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Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris.
The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
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The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
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The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee.
This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
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