Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
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A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people.
It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
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In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague.
The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
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Chuck gives the sun the chills.
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When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
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Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
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Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
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Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
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If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
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Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
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