Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
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People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris...
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
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Chuck Norris understood the ending of Lost.
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Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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