Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
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If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
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If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win.
Period.
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For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
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Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
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Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945.
De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
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Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
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Before the 16th century, the sun really did go around the earth.
Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.
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Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
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