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Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep.
Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
Chuck Norris got swept over Niagara Falls...
He liked it so much, he swam back up and did it again.
Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants.
Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.