Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
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Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you.
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Chuck Norris is the four horsemen of the apocalypse!
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When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does.
NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
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What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Chuck Norris came first.
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Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
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When God said "Let there be light!", Chuck Norris said "Only for half the day."
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Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
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