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When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
Messing with Chuck Norris is the only thing that will get you disqualified from a Colonial Penn Life Insurance policy - at any age.
When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices.
But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never crashed.
In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back.
But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
July 4th is Independence day.
And the day Chuck Norris was born.
Coincidence? I think not.