Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
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Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
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Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
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When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
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Chuck Norris doesn't compete, he wins.
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We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top.
It's a bad look with his mullet.
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Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
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Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
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