Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
The Universe is not expanding. It's running away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier. In half.