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Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
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Chuck Norris uses battery acid for eye drops.
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When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane. It landed yesterday.
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Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
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Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice. This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
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