Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
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Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
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Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
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Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
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When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers.
The food cooks itself out of pressure.
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Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin.
Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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