Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
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A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
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Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart?
A: Chuck Norris' fist
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Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
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God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
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Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.
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Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon...
With the Yellow version.
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