Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
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Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
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Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon.
After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon.
It was a tough choice...
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Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour.
He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
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Chuck Norris can milk birds.
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Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
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Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
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Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.
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Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion?
Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
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