Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy.
That is why there is no life on any of them.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia.
That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is Yahoo@ChuckNorris.com
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Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
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The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
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If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
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Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
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