Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
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Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs.
Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.
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Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books.
He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
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2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world.
The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
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Kids dream about having superpowers.
Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
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When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
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When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
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