Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
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Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
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Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
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The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
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Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
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Chuck Norris can make you laugh at your own funeral.
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