Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
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When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
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The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris.
The whole universe goes to hell.
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Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water.
The result is now sold as Red Bull.
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Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
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Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
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Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
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Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
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Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
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Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
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