Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
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People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul.
It's a myth.
Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
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Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
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When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
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One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just sleep in the ground for a little bit.
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