Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
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Chuck Norris once shaved his beard.
People now call it Bigfoot.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go to therapy, therapy goes to Chuck Norris.
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There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
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