Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed calls.
Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right? Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla". Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag. Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.
Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem. He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion. The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam. Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.