Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
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In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people.
He walks through them
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Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
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Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture.
And Won.
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Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb.
On his penis.
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Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
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When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
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Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.
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