Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
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Dear Chuck Norris,
Could you please close the door of your refrigerator.
Thank you,
Europe
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Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
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A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
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Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
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Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground.
Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
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Chuck can use "save" in real life.
But he doesn't need it.
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Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
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Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
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