Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
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Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
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Chuck Norris is proof that legends never die.
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Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse.
He uses a lion.
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An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil.
Chuck Norris killed that man.
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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
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Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
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Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
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The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
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