Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
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April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
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When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
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What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door?
Too Late!
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Chuck Norris never swam.
Every time he was about to get in a pool the water ran away in terror!
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Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
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May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean.
The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
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Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Once chuck norris and time had race.
Result: The time is still running.
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