Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife.
"Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning.
That's how tough his beard is.
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Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
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Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
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The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen.
Twice.
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Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
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Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
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Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is Yahoo@ChuckNorris.com
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