Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon...
With the Yellow version.
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When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
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Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters?
3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
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Chuck Norris talks in my sleep.
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
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People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard.
They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
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A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
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Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
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When Norris hits the road, he destroys it.
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