Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.
When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.
World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order. Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.