Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
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There was no Big Bang.
Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.
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Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear.
He sleeps with a real bear.
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At Night.
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Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
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Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
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Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
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When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
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Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
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