Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
Vote:
In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
Vote:
Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
Vote:
In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
Vote:
When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
Vote:
Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
Vote:
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Chuck Norris came first.
Vote:
Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
Vote:
The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
Vote:
Chuck Norris doesn't have an Ipod, he has an Ifist.
Vote: