Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
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It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
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People have near-death experiences. Death has Near-Chuck-Norris experiences.
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Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
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We live in an expanding universe.
All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris...
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
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