Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
Chuck Norris can fold airplanes into paper.
Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'.
Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal. Then he places the bowl.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".