Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
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I challenged Chuck Norris once.
He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space.
Now I read the facts from Mars.
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When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
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Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
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How far can you spit.
Try to beat Chuck Norris if you ask how far can he spit, at night look at the moon and don't wonder from were the craters come.
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Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
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Do you know Chuck Norris?
Yes?
Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
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Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-.
These are also Chuck Norris' initials.
This is not a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris does not play the lottery.
It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
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Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
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