Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
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Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars.
These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
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Do you know why the Earth's spinning ?
Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
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Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
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Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
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Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
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