Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.
The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris. The whole universe goes to hell.
Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Chuck Norris was born feet first. It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth.
Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine. We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.