Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.
When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.
Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
Chuck Norris one checked the Library of Congress for typos during his lunch hour.
Everyone knows the speed of light... Chuck Norris knows the speed of darkness.
Chuck Norris never dies. And of course, he will also never fade away.
Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive? A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.