Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
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Moses did not part the sea.
Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
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The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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ChuckNorris.com.
Don't go there.
It's like the United States of Chuck Norris...
No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
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Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
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"With great power comes a great beard!"
- Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
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