Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
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In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris.
The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
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When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
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Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
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Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
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