Chuck norris recently received a restraining order barring him from getting closer then half a mile from Satan.
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Chuck Norris once toboggoned down Mount Everest and then sprinted back up cuz he realized he lost his mitten.
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Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
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Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune.
The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
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While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror.
He immediately changed to the Batman
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Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
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Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is Yahoo@ChuckNorris.com
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