Chuck norris recently received a restraining order barring him from getting closer then half a mile from Satan.
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Love does not conquer all.
Chuck Norris does.
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Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind.
The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
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ChuckNorris.com.
Don't go there.
It's like the United States of Chuck Norris...
No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
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When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.
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Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
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Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go to therapy, therapy goes to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
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You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.
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What is so good about Chuck Norris?
He is just some stupid actor, if he was really that good he would come here and bash my head on the keyboD5LISDALGFRGY I idyfgylbhyuu2213874rt fsdnljsdha.
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