Chuck norris recently received a restraining order barring him from getting closer then half a mile from Satan.
Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell? A: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.
Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
Two halves make a whole. Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
For Chuck Norris... In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.