Chuck norris recently received a restraining order barring him from getting closer then half a mile from Satan.
Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
Chuck Norris bunked school one day. Till today that day is known as Sunday.
Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. Chuck Norris decides where he is.