Chuck norris recently received a restraining order barring him from getting closer then half a mile from Satan.
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On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers.
He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
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Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
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Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers.
And wins.
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Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
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In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris had a baby he was horny for the nurse and had a 70-inch long.
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Chuck Norris named his parents.
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf.
When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
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