Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
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What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Chuck Norris came first.
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Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
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