Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
Chuck Norris has found what U2 are looking for.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.