Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
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Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
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The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
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Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
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Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
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Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
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Once an email was sent from LA to Washington.
Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
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The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword.
He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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Gravity obeys Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris one checked the Library of Congress for typos during his lunch hour.
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