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Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
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Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine. We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
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Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
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Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
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He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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