Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
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Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
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Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast.
They taste like chicken.
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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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