Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World... War.
Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.
Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris. It failed. Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.