Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
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Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
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Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
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Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
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Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
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Chuck Norris can use a touch screen without touching it.
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Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
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Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
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When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
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Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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