Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
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Chuck Norris walked into a bar.
"OUCH!" said the bar.
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"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter.
To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
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Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
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Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
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We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
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Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation.
Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast.
Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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