Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
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Chuck Norris never actually roundhouse kicks anyone, the world just spins underneath him when he lifts his legs.
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard.
There is only another fist.
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Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris.
It's now known as the moon
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If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
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The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
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Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.
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Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
Ever.
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