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Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
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With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
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All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
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Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
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The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris. It failed. Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
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