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Chuck Norris can tell you what a lethal injection feels like
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
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Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
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Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
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