Chuck Norris can tell you what a lethal injection feels like
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If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris.
The answer is always Chuck Norris.
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In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay.
Big mistake.
You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
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My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much.
Chuck Norris throws down!
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Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead.
Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
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Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
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Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk
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Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
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