Chuck Norris can tell you what a lethal injection feels like
Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
Chuck Norris can actually describe the taste of purified water.
Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
Chuck Norris once gave a cop a ticket for speeding.
Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like. The end result was the creation of life.
My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight. It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.