Chuck Norris can tell you what a lethal injection feels like
Q: How many Chuck Norris\' does it take to screw in a lightbulb? \r\nA: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast. They taste like chicken.
Chuck Norris once toboggoned down Mount Everest and then sprinted back up cuz he realized he lost his mitten.
Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.