Chuck Norris can tell you what a lethal injection feels like
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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross.
Just never his own.
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Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag.
Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.
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Chuck Norris is proof that legends never die.
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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
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Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
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Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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