Chuck Norris can tell you what a lethal injection feels like
Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent. They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes." Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
Chuck Norris doesn't try to find clowns they try to find him.
Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars. He smokes smoke grenades.
When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.