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Chuck Norris can tell you what a lethal injection feels like
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If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
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Chuck Norris tried to shave with Darth Vaders's light saber, but the light went out as soon as it realized Chuck Norris was there.
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Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions´╗┐ walk away from Chuck Norris.
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
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Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
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