Chuck Norris can tell you what a lethal injection feels like
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Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
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The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time.
He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand?
A: Thunder.
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Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
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The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
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Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
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Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
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Chuck Norris can fall up.
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