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Chuck Norris can tell you what a lethal injection feels like
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When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
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Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast. They taste like chicken.
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Chuck Norris once toboggoned down Mount Everest and then sprinted back up cuz he realized he lost his mitten.
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Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
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The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
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Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
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Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
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