Chuck Norris can tell you what a lethal injection feels like
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2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world.
The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
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Charlie Sheen winning?
Chuck Norris says "I think not."
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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra ....
After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra
Eventually died
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Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
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Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs.
Then he climbed it up.
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Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
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50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
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Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.
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Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph.
Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
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