Chuck Norris can tell you what a lethal injection feels like
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Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
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Walker Texas Ranger wasn't an action crime drama, it was a documentary.
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Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks.
They speak for themselves.
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Chuck Norris, Mr T and Arnold Swieznigger died in a plane crash they got to heavens door way and god asked them what there business is. Arnold replied "I want to be your right hand man".
Mr T said "I wanna be your left hand man".
Chuck Norris said "get the fuck out of my chair".
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Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
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Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink.
If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary.
The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Chuck Norris came first.
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Do you know why the Earth's spinning ?
Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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