Chuck Norris can tell you what a lethal injection feels like
Chuck Norris doesn't get drunk. He simply lowers his IQ to yours.
Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke. The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort. Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.
Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.