Chuck Norris can tell you what a lethal injection feels like
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Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.
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Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
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Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
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Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
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