Chuck Norris can tell you what a lethal injection feels like
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The earth doesn't revolve around the sun.
It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
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My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes."
Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
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Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.
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When Chuck Norris comes into your house, you are the guest.
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When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
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Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
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