Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
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Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself.
We call it The Big Bang.
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When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
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If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
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If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices.
His vehicles run on fear.
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Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
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Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
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Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
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