Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite. Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.
Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear. On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!