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Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite. Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.
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Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear. On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
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Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
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Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
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Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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