Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.
The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.