Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it. Chuck Norris hates to sweat.
Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood. But not the wheels. That's just wrong.
Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.
Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks. They speak for themselves.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an ESC key on his computer, no one ever escapes.
Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.