Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
Chuck Norris can shoot around a corner.
Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
Chuck Norris can set water on fire. He can also set fire on water.
The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
Chuck Norris named his parents.
Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars. He smokes smoke grenades.
Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Mickey mouse talks like that.
They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.