Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
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The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
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Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
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The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
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Eminem says "I'm not afraid".
Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
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Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
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Scissors are told not to run with Chuck Norris.
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Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
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