Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris. The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear... Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear
When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
Chuck Norris can beat everyone. Except for 1 person. Chuck Norris.