Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
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Chuck Norris can watch music.
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Chuck Norris puts the fun in funeral.
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Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
He died a year later.
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The Universe is not expanding.
It's running away from Chuck Norris.
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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
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Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
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