Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
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Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
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There are no weapons of mass destruction.
Just Chuck Norris.
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Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.
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When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
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Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood.
But not the wheels.
That's just wrong.
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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president.
If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong.
And stop being a racist.
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Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
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Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.
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Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
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