Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
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Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
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Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
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Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia.
While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
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Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
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Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
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Justin Bieber has Chuck Norris fever!
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It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
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Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
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