Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
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Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
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Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times.
The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
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The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.
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Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
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I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
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I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
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