Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Chuck Norris once gave a fire hydrant a ticket for being next to his parked car.
Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets. He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.