Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said "I bet I can walk across the water." He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said "They did it that means I do it." , He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?" Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"
Once you pop, you just can't stop. Unless you're Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey. The country there now is only an impostor.
Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key. Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!