Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris. It failed. Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
Curiosity didn't kill the cat. Chuck Norris did.
When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.