Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
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When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
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To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
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Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
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Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth.
The next day he won the lottery.
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