Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
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Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times.
The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
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Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
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Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
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It is better to give than to receive.
This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
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Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out.
The genie ain't stupid.
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Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
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