Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell? A: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
Time travel is possible. But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.