Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
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Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla".
Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
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When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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E=mc squared.
E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
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When Chuck Norris went to the beach, he gave the ocean a bath.
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