Joke #9371

Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
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Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets. He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
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Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
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People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
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