Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
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Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
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Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is...
Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
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Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
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Chuck Norris can say never.
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Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos.
Words simply stutter in his presence.
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