Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
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Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
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Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
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Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
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If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you.
On facebook!
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Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
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If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris.
The answer is always Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
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The best security system for a bank is when Chuck's money is in it.
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Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
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The First Law of Thermodynamics states:
Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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