Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
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Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
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Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
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Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
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How far can you spit.
Try to beat Chuck Norris if you ask how far can he spit, at night look at the moon and don't wonder from were the craters come.
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Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
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The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
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Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
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Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
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Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
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