Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
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Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
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The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
"What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.
Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
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Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
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Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.
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