Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
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Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
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Christano Roanaldo dives because he thinks of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
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Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris.
He is now known as Harry Potter.
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Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
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Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture.
And Won.
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Note to self:
Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
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Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
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If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
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