Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris. It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog. When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
Chuck Norris. Well thats all you need to know.
Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.