Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets. He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.