Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
Chuck Norris can win a game of scrabble using only numbers.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
Chuck Norris can hear pictures.
While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra .... After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra Eventually died
Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph. Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.