Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
Chuck Norris can power solar panels. At Night.
Q: Why aren't the aliens making contact? A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.