Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room.
The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
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Chuck Norris once planted a box of Cheerios in his yard, the result was a donut tree.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul.
It's a myth.
Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
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Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.
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Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
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Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears.
He had real bears.
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