Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
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Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
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People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris...
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever.
That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
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Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks.
They speak for themselves.
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time.
He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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In the beginning, God created light because Chuck allowed him to.
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Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror.
He immediately changed to the Batman
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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain.
Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
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Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
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