Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
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There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said
"I bet I can walk across the water."
He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said
"They did it that means I do it." ,
He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?"
Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"
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Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
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Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
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Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'.
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Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out.
No one dared to move.
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Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
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