The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
Chuck Norris protects his airbag in an accident.
Chuck Norris puts ice cube trays in the cupboard, and he gets ice.
The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris. The answer is always Chuck Norris.