The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
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30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard...
They were never seen again.
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Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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It is better to give than to receive.
This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
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Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
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Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
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Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
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Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
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