The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
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Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
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Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
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Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
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Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs.
Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs.
Hence, snakes.
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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra ....
After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra
Eventually died
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Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation.
Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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