The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling.
Chuck Norris's favourite drink is diamond juice, which he squeezes out of raw diamonds with his bare hands.
Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.