The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
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Chuck Norris does not eat.
Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood.
But not the wheels.
That's just wrong.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
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You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.
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Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
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Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
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Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security
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If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank.
By phone.
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