The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
Chuck Norris can shut the door open.
Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris. It failed. Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!
Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.