The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
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The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
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Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
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Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell?
A: Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face.
Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
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Chuck Norris can make his own reflection vomit with fear.
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Chuck Norris can split the atom.
With his bare hands.
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Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris
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