The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
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Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers.
The food cooks itself out of pressure.
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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room.
The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
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Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
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Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
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The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
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You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.
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Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?"
Chuck Norris is your daddy.
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When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
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Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
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Chuck Norris once rolled a dice.
It landed on tails.
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