The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
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When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
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E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
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Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
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Chuck Norris can pour a pancake so thin that it only has one side.
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When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
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Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face.
Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men.
The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons.
Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face.
There is only one King.
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Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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