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Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken.
It´s Chuck Norris´s leg.
He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.
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Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears.
He had real bears.
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Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
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