The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.
There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan. Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive? A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.