The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same. Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
Chuck Norris once gave a cop a ticket for speeding.
Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can eat just one pringle.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever. That man still holds the record for most bones broken.