The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
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Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
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Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics...
In the summer.
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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary.
The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
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Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
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Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
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Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
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Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
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