The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
Love does not conquer all. Chuck Norris does.
Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.