The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
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Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again.
One Grand Canyon is enough.
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Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
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Chuck Norris can stand the rain...
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When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
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When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
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Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
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Global warming is the result of Chuck Norris getting mad.
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Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face.
Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
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Chuck Norris never bathes.
Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
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