Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it.
Dissapointed, he then walked out.
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It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.
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If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
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Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast.
They taste like chicken.
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