Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it. Dissapointed, he then walked out.
Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
Chuck Norris can beat everyone. Except for 1 person. Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has no need to walk. The universe simply moves around him.
Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.