Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it.
Dissapointed, he then walked out.
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When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!"
When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
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Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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The First Law of Thermodynamics states:
Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights.
His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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