Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it. Dissapointed, he then walked out.
Charles isn't in charge. Chuck is!
When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars. He smokes smoke grenades.
Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines. They have footprints.
If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone. The ground is afraid to break it.
Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.