Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 Minutes in a half-hour.
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books.
He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with his gun over his pillow.
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Latin insulted Chuck Norris.
It is now a dead language.
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Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once.
That stone is now known as The Death Star.
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You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
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Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
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Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever?
A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
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Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
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Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to.
He knows CPR.
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Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
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