Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 Minutes in a half-hour.
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Chuck Norris was the original star of "24."
It was called "1."
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When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
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Chuck Norris can set water on fire.
He can also set fire on water.
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Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
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Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
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