Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 Minutes in a half-hour.
The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
Time travel is possible. But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.