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The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword.
He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once.
The Wild lost.
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