Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 Minutes in a half-hour.
During vacation my front door's open and I left a note saying "This house is protected by Chuck Norris 3 days a week you guess which 3." All was good.
CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk
Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world... Including himself.
Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.