When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
Chuck Norris donated his heart to a hospital... twice.
Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".
Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.
Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.