When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.
Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.