When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
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Chuck Norris has no such thing.
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Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
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Dear Chuck Norris,
Could you please close the door of your refrigerator.
Thank you,
Europe
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Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
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When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!"
When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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When Chuck Norris steals a car he forces it to start.
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Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.
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When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.
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Do you know Chuck Norris?
Yes?
Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
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