When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
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The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Chuck Norris once caught the Ebola virus, it's been on the run ever since.
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Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
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Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
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Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
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Time waits for no man.
Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris never reads the News – because Chuck Norris IS the News.
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Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
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