When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
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When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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When Chuck Norris had a baby he was horny for the nurse and had a 70-inch long.
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All men are born equal.
Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
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While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
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Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch...
Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'till."
After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
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Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected.
He knows the unexpected.
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Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
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