When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
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In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep.
Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
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Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
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Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb.
On his penis.
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Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
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Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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