When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
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Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.
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You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right?
Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla".
Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
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If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
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If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
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Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
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Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
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Chuck Norris can split the atom.
With his bare hands.
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Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines.
They have footprints.
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Chuck Norris once toboggoned down Mount Everest and then sprinted back up cuz he realized he lost his mitten.
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