When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.
Chuck Norris' name is never on the guest list - because if Chuck Norris turns up, Chuck Norris gets in.
Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving. He simply sucks all the life out of the ocean to breath.
Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke. The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.