When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
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Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
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Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
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Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
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Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
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