When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
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At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer.
He gave the world Stonehenge.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
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Death once took Chuck Norris.
He regreted it.
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Chuck Norris can follow you into a revolving door and come out ahead of you.
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It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need money he gets everything for free.
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