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Chuck Norris bit a spider once then it became Spiderman!
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Chuck Norris doesn't Tivo television programs.
They come on when HE wants them to.
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Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
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Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
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Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
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In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep.
Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
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hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
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The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
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The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.
The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction.
No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris.
He is now known as Harry Potter.
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