Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap. When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
Insurance never covers you against damage sustained by Chuck Norris, as it's classed as an Act of God!
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.