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When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap.
When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
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Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
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Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
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Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
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Insurance never covers you against damage sustained by Chuck Norris, as it's classed as an Act of God!
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway.
But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
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Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
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