Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris. It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
Chuck Norris can finish Sims.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.