Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
Chuck Norris became a firefighter, after hearing of his decision fire ceased to be an element.
Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.
Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord. He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the but.
Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.