Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
Chuck Norris can finish Sims.
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can stop the music.
Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance. He breaks dance
Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.