Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife. "Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning. That's how tough his beard is.
Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays. Happy Chuckday everyone!
Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris? The only good news is you know when you will die.
Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.