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Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
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Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
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Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris.
Remember Atlantis?
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It is better to give than to receive.
This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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In space Chuck Norris can hear your screams.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever.
That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
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Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
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The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
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If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win.
Period.
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Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
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