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Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods.
He is now known as Shrek.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of 'Connect 4' in 3 turns.
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Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
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