Joke #9508

Black humour is like a pair of legs. Not everyone has it.

Q: What is height of Suicide? A: A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.

Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights..

When you were in the gang then, you just had to look cool, just walk around and look like you were tough. Someone started talking about fighting -- 'No, man, I've got to go home.'

Hitler got a heart attack when he saw the gas bill.

Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.

An Asian walks into a McDonald's and says, "I'll Have An Eggroll and Some Fry Rye." "I'm sorry sir we don't serve that. Would you like anything else?" "I have quarter pounder. And when would you like to pick that up...Hiroshima!"

A tourist is in Spain, and goes to a fancy restaurant for dinner. As he looks around, he notices a diner being served a beautifully garnished dish with two gigantic meatballs in the middle. When the waiter asks him for his order, the man asks him about the meatball dish. The waiter explains that the meatballs are bull's testicles, and when the bull loses the bullfight, the bull is brought to the restaurant, and this beautiful dish is made. The diner tells the waiter that he wants the bulls testicles for dinner, but the waiter tells him that only one bull a day is brought to the restaurant, but he can have it tommorrow. The diner agrees. The next day the diner goes to the restaurant, and orders the testicle dish. When his food is brought out, he notices that the meatballs are extremely small. He mentions this to the waiter, and the waiter replies: "Well sir you have to understand, sometimes the bull wins".

Q: Did you hear her eyes were blue? A: Yeah, one blew this way, one blew that way...

Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!

Knock Knock Whose there? 9/11 9/11 who? I thought you said you would never forget.