Joke #9508

Black humour is like a pair of legs. Not everyone has it.

Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? As many as it takes to climb on top of them in order to reach the socket.

In the war, a German ship suspected that they were being tracked by an Irish submarine. Unfortunately, they had used up all of their depth-charges. As an alternative, one of their Divers decided to swim down to the submarine and knock on the door.

Q: What did the cannibal do once he dumped his lady friend? A: He wiped his bottom.

There are 3 men on a plane a Mexican an American and a Russian the Mexican says "I hate my country!" And throughs a soup out the window the American says "I hate my country" and throughs a pie out the window. The Russian says "I hate my country!" And throughs a bomb out the window. Then the plane lands and the Mexican sees a kid crying the Mexican says "what's wrong kid?" The kid says "a soup fell on my mom's head and she burnt to death." "I didn't do that" says the Mexican. The American was walking and saw a kid crying "what's wrong kid?" The kid says "my mom was driving and a pie fell on her windshield and drove off a cliff cause she couldn't see!" "I didn't do that" says the American. Then the Russian gets off the plane and saw a kid laughing his head off. The Russian says "what's so funny?" The kid says " daddy farted and the house went BOOM BOOM!"

Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!

Q: What do you call a Jew with a mental disability? A: Auschwitztic.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup? A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

*Wakes up to wife and son screaming* Me: "What are you guys yelling about?" Them: "You're driving!"

Woman patient: "Doctor I was suffering so much that I wanted to die." Doctor: "You did the right thing to call me."