Chuck Norris doesn't make typos.
Words simply stutter in his presence.
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Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
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Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
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Some check under their beds for "Penny Wise the Clown" before to sleep.
Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.
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Chuck Norris never dies.
And of course, he will also never fade away.
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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
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When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
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The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage.
We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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