Chuck Norris doesn't make typos. Words simply stutter in his presence.
Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
Dear Chuck Norris, Could you please close the door of your refrigerator. Thank you, Europe
When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold. Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.
Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand. That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.