Chuck Norris doesn't make typos. Words simply stutter in his presence.
Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
Chuck Norris can power solar panels. At Night.
Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won. No Questions asked.
If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.