Chuck Norris doesn't make typos. Words simply stutter in his presence.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. His shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around.
The world ends on December 21st, 2012. Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
Chuck Norris can jump without leaving the ground.
Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.