Chuck Norris doesn't make typos.
Words simply stutter in his presence.
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When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
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Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
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Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
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Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
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Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
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Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
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How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia?
2 months...
How does he get there?
He walks.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs.
Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs.
Hence, snakes.
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Chuck Norris invented black.
In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light.
Except pink.
Tom Cruise invented pink.
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Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
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