Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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Chuck Norris puts ice cube trays in the cupboard, and he gets ice.
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Scissors are told not to run with Chuck Norris.
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Two halves make a whole.
Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
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Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?"
Chuck Norris is your daddy.
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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide.
When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
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Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
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