Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.
Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
Chuck Norris is the reason why Mickey mouse talks like that.
Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
Messing with Chuck Norris is the only thing that will get you disqualified from a Colonial Penn Life Insurance policy - at any age.
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.