Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
Chuck Norris can actually punch you in the soul.
The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
Chuck Norris protects his airbag in an accident.
Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.