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Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
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Chuck Norris protects his airbag in an accident.
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Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
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Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
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Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
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