Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.