Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
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If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank.
By phone.
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The first paper money press was invented when Chuck Norris drew a design under his boot and stepped on a tree.
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Chuck Norris can run a full marathon in just 3 miles.
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Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
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Q: Why aren't the aliens making contact?
A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
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Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life.
When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
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