Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
Two halves make a whole. Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can win a game of 'Connect 4' in 3 turns.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
In an official mandate, 'Walker, Texas Ranger' DVD discs have been ordered to replace the armor plating in all bulletproof vests.
When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.