Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving.
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Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
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