Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
Chuck Norris puts ice cube trays in the cupboard, and he gets ice.
Scissors are told not to run with Chuck Norris.
Two halves make a whole. Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?" Chuck Norris is your daddy.
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".