Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
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Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
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Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee.
This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
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In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
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Most kids pee their name into snow...
Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...
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Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
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The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris.
It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
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Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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