Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
Chuck Norris dosen't get lost... Everything around him is in the wrong place!
Chuck Norris doesn't go to therapy, therapy goes to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4. He can now multi task and use face time.
Remember the Leia scene from The Last Jedi? That wasn't the force, it was Chuck Norris resurrecting Carrie Fischer.
There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan. Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor. The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.