"Lisa, why are you so angry with me?"
"Because I'm Christine."
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Men are like.....Bank Machines.
Once they withdraw they lose interest.
Brrr! My hands are cold.
Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
A man left for work one Friday afternoon.
Instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend hunting with the boys and spending all his wages.
When he finally got home on Sunday night, he was confronted by his very angry wife.
After two hours, she stopped nagging and said, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"
He replied, "That would be fine with me."
Monday went by and he didn't see his wife.
Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.
Thursday, the swelling went down just enough for him to see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.
Men are born between the legs of women and spend all their life trying to get back between them. Why?
Theres no place like home ...
Why do men name their penises?
Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the one who makes all their decisions.
What's the difference between an intelligent man and a UFO?
I don't know, I've never seen either one.
What is the difference between a man and childbirth?
One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby.
How does a man save a woman from being attacked on the street at night?
He controls himself.
Genie: I will grant you two wishes.
Guy: two? It's always three, right?
Genie: look at your crotch.
Guy: Damn, that's a huge dick that I have now.
Genie: I've been doing this for centuries. I know my business.