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"Lisa, why are you so angry with me?" "Because I'm Christine."
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There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives. The third remains silent. After a while, one of the first two turned to the third and says, "Well... what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?" "Well, on our honeymoon, I made damn sure my wife came to me on her hands and knees," he bragged and took another sip of beer. His friends were amazed! "What happened then?" they asked, almost in unison." "Well, then she said, "Get the hell out from under that bed and fight like a man!" he admitted.
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"What is the thickest book in the world? What Men Think They Know About Women."
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Q: What is difference between man and Superman? A: Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.
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How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
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Q: What would it be a good idea for you to do after a man takes your wife? A: Let him keep her!
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A guy walked into his friend’s office. He found his friend sitting at his desk, looking very depressed. "Hey, what’s up with you?," he asked. "Oh, its my wife," replied the man sadly. "She’s hired a new secretary for me." "Well, nothing wrong in that," he said, "Is she blonde or brunette?" "Neither. He’s bald."
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What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common? Men always miss them.
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Q. What do you call a sensitive, intelligent man? A. An oxymoron.
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How do you know if a man is lying? His lips are moving!
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How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? ONE......He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
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