"Lisa, why are you so angry with me?"
"Because I'm Christine."
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
John it’s alright muttering a few words in the church and finding yourself married, but if you mutter a few words in your sleep you might find yourself divorced.
Two guys are walking down the street when a mugger approaches them and demands their money. They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash.
Just then one guy turns to the other and hands him a bill.
"Here’s that $20 I owe you," he says.
Do you know why men have holes in the end of their penises?
So oxygen can get into their brains.
Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.
How is a man like a snowstorm?
You don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay.
Diamonds are a girl's best friend.
Dogs are man's best friend.
So which is the dumber sex?
A man, a woman, and a great survivor are trapped on an island.
The survivor finds a bunch of coconuts.
The man thinks to himself, "What if there are other people on the island? Then we won't be stranded!"
He throws coconuts at nearby ships, and the island was populated.
Everybody looks at him cross.
Then they kick him off the island.
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
Men always miss them.
Vote:
Sex is when a guys communication,
enters a girls information,
to increase the population,
for a younger generation,
do you get the information...
or do you need a demonstration.