Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
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Superman and The Flash have a race around the world.
Who wins?
Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it.
Dissapointed, he then walked out.
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You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
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Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
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Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life.
When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
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God said let there be light.
Chuck Norris said say please.
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What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Chuck Norris came first.
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