Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion. No episode aired, as no one survived.
Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.