Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor. Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times. He used a parachute twice.
Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
Chuck Norris brings the noise AND the funk.
Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction. He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.