Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling.
When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.