Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
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No questions.
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Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
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Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
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When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive.
The zombies do.
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