Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos.
Words simply stutter in his presence.
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Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
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Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
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The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
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Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
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Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
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