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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies.
He potato-sacks them.
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"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter.
To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
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Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
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