Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
If there's something strange... In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?... CHUCK NORRIS!
When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler. With him inside it.
The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia. While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.