Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
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The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
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Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
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In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep.
Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
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Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
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When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
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Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
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Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
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