Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
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This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad.
He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
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Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
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Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
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Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph.
Why?
Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
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Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions walk away from Chuck Norris.
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The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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