Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
Where was your mom last night? At Chuck Norris' place.
If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.