Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
Chuck Norris had never escape from jail. Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
Chuck Norris can win a game of scrabble using only numbers.
Chuck Norris protects his airbag in an accident.
Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.