Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
Chuck Norris often walks on Bikini Atoll during tests to get a tan.
When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane. It landed yesterday.
Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names.
Chuck Norris just checked out from 501... In 8 darts.
The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself