Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
Chuck Noris once got his blood tested. His blood type was AK-47.
Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls. The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does. NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris. But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...