Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell? A: Chuck Norris
If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
Chuck Norris can mute silence.
Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups. They were really Chuck and Norris.
Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same. Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.