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Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
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Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
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The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups. They were really Chuck and Norris.
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Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
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Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same. Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
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Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
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