Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
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An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil.
Chuck Norris killed that man.
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Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute.
The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
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Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
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Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
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Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
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The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.
Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
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Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.
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