Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead. Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.
Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world. So Justin Bieber was created.
Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face. Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men. The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons. Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face. There is only one King.