Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
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Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys.
Then came Chuck Norris.
Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
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Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
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Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car he walks.
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Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over."
Those children were the dinosaurs.
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Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored
And decided to carve a sculpture with only his
Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called....
Mount Rushmore
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Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
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