Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
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Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
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Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.
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Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
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Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945.
World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945.
What a coincidence.
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If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor.
Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
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