Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
We'll want to preserve Chuck Norris for future generations, when he dies. We won't be needing cryogenics cos Chuck's already frozen.
Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.
Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
Once, Chuck Norris only filled his name in on the SAT. He got a perfect score.