Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
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Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
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Chuck Norris' day consists of 25 hours.
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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos.
Words simply stutter in his presence.
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To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
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Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light.
He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.
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