Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
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Chuck Norris once jumped. Now we have seven Continents and a tilted planet.
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When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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The Universe is not expanding.
It's running away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room.
The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
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Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
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Chuck Norris actually died a while back.
Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
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Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
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Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.
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