Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
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Earth is not spinning around the sun.
The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
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Dear Chuck Norris,
Could you please close the door of your refrigerator.
Thank you,
Europe
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Chuck Norris is a hunter.
But Chuck Norris does not hunt.
That implies the possibility of failure.
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We'll want to preserve Chuck Norris for future generations, when he dies.
We won't be needing cryogenics cos Chuck's already frozen.
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Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are:
1. Heart disease
2. Chuck Norris
3. Cancer
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Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear?
A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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Once, Chuck Norris only filled his name in on the SAT.
He got a perfect score.
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Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
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