Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
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Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear?
A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
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People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard.
They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
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Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...
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Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
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When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
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Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
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