If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results.
It just doesn't happen.
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All men are created equal.
Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.
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Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
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Chuck Norris can stand the rain...
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AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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Chuck Norris doesn't vote.
He elects!
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Chuck Norris tried to shave with Darth Vaders's light saber, but the light went out as soon as it realized Chuck Norris was there.
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How much white out does Chuck Norris use?
Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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