If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results.
It just doesn't happen.
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Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
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Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants.
Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
"What is courage?"
He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
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You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex?
Because he never fucks up.
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That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
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Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
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Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
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