If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results.
It just doesn't happen.
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Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
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In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
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Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
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Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees.
He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
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Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
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Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.
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After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."
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Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.
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