If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor. The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.