If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
When Chuck Norris talks, people listen. When he doesn't, people still listen.
When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
Chuck Norris doesn't need money he gets everything for free.
In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris. Remember Atlantis?
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."