If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results.
It just doesn't happen.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Shhhhh...
Did you hear that?
Chuck did.
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Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
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You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right?
Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla".
Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
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When Chuck Norris was 8 years old he got into a pillow fight with his older brother, that's why he's now an only child.
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Chuck Norris once joined the Army.
That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
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A watched kettle never boils... unless Chuck Norris is doing the watching, in which case it explodes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
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Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
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Most kids pee their name into snow...
Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...
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