If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results.
It just doesn't happen.
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Before the 16th century, the sun really did go around the earth.
Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.
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Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris is the four horsemen of the apocalypse!
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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands.
They are now The Islands.
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Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
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Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is...
Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
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When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.
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If it were true that you are what you eat.
Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone.
His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
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