Joke #9587

The burning bush that Moses spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!
Vote:
has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
Vote:
has 43.42 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was born in a house he build himself.
Vote:
has 54.45 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
Vote:
has 34.69 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school
Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.
Vote:
has 43.39 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
Vote:
has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT, technology
Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
Vote:
has 39.42 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can follow you into a revolving door and come out ahead of you.
Vote:
has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Do you know Chuck Norris? Yes? Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
Vote:
has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
Vote:
has 52.00 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
Vote:
has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris