The burning bush that Moses spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!
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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
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Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast.
They taste like chicken.
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