The burning bush that Moses spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!
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Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
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Chuck Norris can follow you into a revolving door and come out ahead of you.
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Do you know Chuck Norris?
Yes?
Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
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Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
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Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
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