The burning bush that Moses spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!
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Chuck Norris has 12 moons.
One of those moons is the Earth.
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Think of the hottest woman.
Chuck Norris did her.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition.
This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor.
That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
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If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception.
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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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