The burning bush that Moses spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!
Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.
Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.
Chuck Norris's favourite drink is diamond juice, which he squeezes out of raw diamonds with his bare hands.
Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
Chuck Norris found the stairway to heaven, but he prefers the elevator.