Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
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Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley.
We know it today as Death Valley.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos.
That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
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The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
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A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
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Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling.
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Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever?
A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
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Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
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