Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009.
His state flower will be the Magnolia.
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"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
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Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
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Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an ATM PIN – the machine just spits out cash – at every bank!
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Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
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The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
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