Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
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Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum.
Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
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Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
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Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
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An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
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Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
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Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling.
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When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon...
With the Yellow version.
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Charlie Sheen is a drug, it will melt your face and kill you.
Chuck Norris had two 8-Balls of Sheen and is now suing for false advertising.
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