Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
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When Chuck Norris talks, people listen.
When he doesn't, people still listen.
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When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.
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Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
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Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
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If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra ....
After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra
Eventually died
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When you die on Earth you go to hell.
When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
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Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while it's raining.
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If Chuck Norris were a substance, he would abuse you.
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