Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
Chuck Norris can travel through time by running 88 miles per hour.