Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
Vote:
Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.
Vote:
On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
Vote:
Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
Vote:
Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
Vote:
Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.
Vote:
Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.
Vote:
If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
Vote:
Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
Vote: