Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands. Now they are pregnant.
The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower. He uses Meteor Showers.
Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.