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Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
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The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
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Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower. He uses Meteor Showers.
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Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
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Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
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Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
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