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Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
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Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
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Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
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Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
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The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
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Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
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In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
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Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
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