Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
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Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
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Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
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Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet?
A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
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Chuck Norris can drive a solar-powered car at night.
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Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph.
Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
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Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
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