Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
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Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
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The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
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When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over."
Those children were the dinosaurs.
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There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear flowers in his hair when he goes to San Francisco, he wears poison ivy.
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