Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
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Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
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Chuck Norris is a hunter.
But Chuck Norris does not hunt.
That implies the possibility of failure.
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If it were true that you are what you eat.
Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
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For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star.
As you can see, there are a lot.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
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Gravity obeys Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.
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The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?"
It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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