Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv. The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
Chuck Norris never actually moves. He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.