Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
Justin Bieber has Chuck Norris fever!
Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.
Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
Chuck Norris has 2 kids. We know them as Pain and Suffering.
Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.