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Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
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911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.
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The Universe is not expanding. It's running away from Chuck Norris.
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Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.
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Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
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Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
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