Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
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Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall.
This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
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When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
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If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
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Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible.
He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
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Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
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Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
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Chuck Norris is proof that legends never die.
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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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