Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London.
Then they wrote a song about it.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.
Vote:
Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
Vote:
Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
Vote:
The best security system for a bank is when Chuck's money is in it.
Vote:
Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad.
It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
Vote:
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
Vote:
If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
Vote:
Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
Vote:
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
Vote: