Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
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Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
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Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
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Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell?
A: Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs.
Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs.
Hence, snakes.
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Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
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Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
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When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
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Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is Yahoo@ChuckNorris.com
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Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
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