Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
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Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand?
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Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
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Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch...
Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
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Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
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