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Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
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Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
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Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
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Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
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Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
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Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
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The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups. They were really Chuck and Norris.
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Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
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Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
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Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
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