Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
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When you die on Earth you go to hell.
When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
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If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you?
Of course you would.
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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
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Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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