Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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Chuck Norris once rolled a dice.
It landed on tails.
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One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
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Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
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The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
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Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way.
We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
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PlayStation network was never hacked.
Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
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Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
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