Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
Chuck Norris doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he has the dos equis guy serve it to him in a dress.
The best part of waking up is not the Folgers in your cup, it's knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.