Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
Note to self: Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star. As you can see, there are a lot.
Chuck Norris is not 70 years old. At age 60, he began getting younger. This is why he is actually only 50.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris? His foot.
Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.