Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups. They were really Chuck and Norris.
Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.