Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
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Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
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The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
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Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
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When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
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Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee.
This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
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Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs.
Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
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Do you know why babys cry when they are born?
Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
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Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
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Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
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Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man.
When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
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