Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
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Chuck Norris doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he has the dos equis guy serve it to him in a dress.
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The best part of waking up is not the Folgers in your cup, it's knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
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An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
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Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
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When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
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