Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
Chuck norris can control chaos.
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.