Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
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My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight.
It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek."
He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
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Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
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Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier.
In half.
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Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
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Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
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There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
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Chuck Norris once jumped. Now we have seven Continents and a tilted planet.
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James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
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