Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
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All men are born equal.
Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
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Chuck Norris can see at least 3 extra colors.
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Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street...
Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
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Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
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The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
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If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
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Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
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When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
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Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears.
There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
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