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Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
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Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
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What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris? His foot.
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Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
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Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
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