Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
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Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog.
When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank.
The iceberg was just a cover-up.
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Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator.
He walked away with a new set of luggage.
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Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
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Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
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A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition.
This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
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