Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car...
The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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