If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer.
You will score a 1600.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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Rules of fighting:
1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight.
2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
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When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
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Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At Night.
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At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
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When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
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