If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.
Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.
Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines. They have footprints.
We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".