If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
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To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
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When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
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Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
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If you step on a crack, Chuck Norris will break your back.
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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines.
They have footprints.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible.
He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
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Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of scrabble using only numbers.
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Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills.
They made him blink.
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