If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can do a downward uppercut.
When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
Chuck Norris walks into a bar... the beer starts to run.
CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights. His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.