If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.
In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris. The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad. It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.
Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.