If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.
Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.
Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?