If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
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When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
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Chuck can use "save" in real life.
But he doesn't need it.
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Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado.
Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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Chuck Norris once won a three-legged race... By himself.
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Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
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Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
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If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
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