If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
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Walker Texas Ranger wasn't an action crime drama, it was a documentary.
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Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
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Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
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I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos.
Words simply stutter in his presence.
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Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
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Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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There are no comets.
Only people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so hard that they are now in permanent orbit in our solar system.
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