If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.
Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
If Chuck were in the movie Nightmare On Elm Street then it would be renamed nightmare on Chuck Norris Street, cuz nobody dared to get near him.