If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
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Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
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Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
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