If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods. He is now known as Shrek.
Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.