If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
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Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
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Chuck Norris does not play the lottery.
It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter.
He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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Chuck Norris has found what U2 are looking for.
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Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
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Chuck Norris took a nap.
The result was the Great Depression.
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If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
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Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.
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