Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies.
He potato-sacks them.
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Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
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In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
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The First Law of Thermodynamics states:
Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe.
Chuck said, "I don't like the juice."
Hitler heard him wrong.
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Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.
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Chuck Norris's tears can cure every type of cancer, the only problem is he never cried.
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Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
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Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
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