Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
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Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor.
The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
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When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
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Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
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Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
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Chuck Norris once joined the Army.
That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
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Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.
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Why did we have a global recession?
Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
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In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay.
Big mistake.
You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
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Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
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Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
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