Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
Chuck Norris can actually punch you in the soul.
Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead. Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.