Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
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Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb.
On his penis.
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The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
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Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
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The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
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Chuck Norris can get satellite cable from a Skoal can.
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Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
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Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
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