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Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
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At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
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Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling.
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Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
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Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
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Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
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Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
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