Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore.
Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling.
Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.