Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
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Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder.
Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky.
Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
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Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
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The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life.
There can be only one.
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Chuck Norris will chuck you in the norris!
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
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Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
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