Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey. The country there now is only an impostor.
Chuck Norris was born feet first. It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth.
Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.