Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
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The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
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Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris...
He is hunting them!
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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
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Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
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In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win.
No questions.
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Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
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Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
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America doesn't need a military...
We've got Chuck Norris
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