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Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
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Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
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Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
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