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Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
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Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
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A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
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The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
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Chuck Norris can actually punch you in the soul.
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Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead. Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
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The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
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The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
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Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
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Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
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