Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam... In the Sahara Desert.
Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World... War.
Chuck Norris does not skip stones... he skips sheets of drywall.
When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.