Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal. He answered: "Where?" The country went bankrupt.
A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground. The place is now known as the meteor crater.
When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
They were just five lakes, until Chuck Norris said they were Great!
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia. That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.