Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia. That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground. The place is now known as the meteor crater.
When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam... In the Sahara Desert.
The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is... Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia? 2 months... How does he get there? He walks.
Chuck Norris can lie honestly.
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!