Chuck Norris is a hunter.
But Chuck Norris does not hunt.
That implies the possibility of failure.
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"Well, go in the bushes."
"What should I use to wipe my ass?"
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A few minutes later the hunter steps out of the bushes with s**t all over his hands.
"What happened?" asks his friend.
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In the den was a stuffed lion.
The visiting hunter asked, “When did you bag him?”
The host said proudly, “That was three years ago, when I went hunting with my ex-wife.”
“What’s he stuffed with,” asked the visiting hunter.
“My ex-wife” replied the hunter.
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