Q: Why did God create Adam before he created eve?
A: Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.
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Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
Because not one will stop and ask for directions.
Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One. Men will screw anything.
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I only wanted to have a child, not marry one.
A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing.
The police arrive and ask for a description.
She tells them he's 6 foot 2 inches tall, blonde wavy hair and has a smile that makes everybody love him.
The police then go to the next door neighbor to verify this report and the lady next door tells the police, "You can't believe her.
He's 5 foot 4 inches tall, has no hair and he wears a perpetual frown on his face."
The neighbor then goes and asks the lady why she gave the police such a false report.
She replies, "Just because I reported him missing, doesn't mean I wanted him back!"
Bigamy is having one husband too many.
Some say monogamy is the same.
A boyfriend asks his girlfriend:
"What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?"
"Well, I don't know" she answers shyly.
"OK, that I give you another year to think about it…"
Vote:
How many men does it take to screw a light bulb?
A. One - men will screw anything.
B. One - men will screw up anything.
C. Five - one to actually do the screwing, four to listen to him brag about it.
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What is the difference between a man and childbirth?
One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby.
What's the difference between a man and an ox?
Fifteen pounds and a six-pack.