Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
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Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.
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Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil.
It couldn't keep up.
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Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
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Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
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Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon.
After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon.
It was a tough choice...
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Chuck Norris can do a downward uppercut.
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If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
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