Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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When you die on Earth you go to hell.
When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris eats granite and drinks lava for his lunch.
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Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
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Chuck Norris took a nap.
The result was the Great Depression.
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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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