Joke #966

Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Vote: has 85.19 % from 1002 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
Vote: has 53.58 % from 21 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school
When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
Vote: has 56.86 % from 14 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris
The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
Vote: has 59.19 % from 15 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
Vote: has 69.86 % from 26 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris
As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
Vote: has 60.15 % from 22 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, work
Chuck Norris named his parents.
Vote: has 61.28 % from 16 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
Vote: has 50.70 % from 17 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
Vote: has 83.19 % from 543 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
Vote: has 73.89 % from 20 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
Vote: has 71.43 % from 18 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris