Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
Chuck Norris is the reason you turn a light on when you enter a room.
When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris. This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris... Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.