Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.