Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
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Charlie Sheen winning?
Chuck Norris says "I think not."
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Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much.
Chuck Norris throws down!
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Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
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The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
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Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet.
Why?
Dirt knows better.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
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