Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Jesus is the son of God. God is the son of Chuck Norris.
Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room. Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said "I bet I can walk across the water." He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said "They did it that means I do it." , He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?" Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"
Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.