Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can run a full marathon in just 3 miles.
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
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Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
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Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
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Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
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Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
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Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
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The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
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Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals.
Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
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