Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
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Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
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Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever?
A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
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Chuck Norris's favourite drink is diamond juice, which he squeezes out of raw diamonds with his bare hands.
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Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
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Rules of fighting:
1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight.
2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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Chuck Norris had his first job as a paperboy.
"There were no survivors."
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How much white out does Chuck Norris use?
Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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Chuck Norris can drive a solar-powered car at night.
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In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees.
Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
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