Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books. The words assemble themselves out of fear.
Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra .... After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra Eventually died
Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you? Of course you would.
Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares. Actually he can also blow your face.