Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does infinit loops in 4 seconds.
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Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
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Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
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Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
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Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris.
Remember Atlantis?
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Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
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