Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
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When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
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Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris...
Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
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Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.
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Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
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