Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
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Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote.
He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
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Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
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Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
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My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight.
It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
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E=mc squared.
E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
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Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
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Chuck Norris is the meaning of life.
Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
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