Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs. Then he climbed it up.
Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.