Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
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If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
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Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
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An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil.
Chuck Norris killed that man.
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Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog.
When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets;
he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
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My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes."
Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
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Chuck Norris named his parents.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
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