Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris puts ice cube trays in the cupboard, and he gets ice.
The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion.
No episode aired, as no one survived.
Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.
Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.