Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute.
The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
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Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
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Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
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Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
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Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway.
But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
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If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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