Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
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Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
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Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
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Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
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CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
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Every time Chuck Norris farts a hurricane forms.
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Count from one to ten.
That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
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What every sports player should say after winning?
"First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
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Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets;
he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car he walks.
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