Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need photos, he takes mental pictures.
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When Chuck Norris went to the beach, he gave the ocean a bath.
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Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
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R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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