Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not listen to lectures.
Lectures listen to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is like an F5 Tornado...
When you see him coming you better run for cover and pray to God he doesn't find you...
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Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
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Chuck Norris' phone never auto corrects him.
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Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.
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Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
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Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
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Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself.
We call it The Big Bang.
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Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
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