Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys.
The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore.
The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out."
The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an annocanda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth."
Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.
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When Chuck Norris steals a car he forces it to start.
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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
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A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
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In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
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When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
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Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
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