Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
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A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back.
Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
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Chuck Norris can say never.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
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Chuck Norris can milk birds.
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Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
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Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
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When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you.
When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
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Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
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