Joke #6838

Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.

Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.

When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"

Chuck Norris was once shot. The bullet died.

Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4. He can now multi task and use face time.

Chuck Norris can get satellite cable from a Skoal can.

Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.

Chuck Norris walked his version of a 40-yard dash in 5.6 seconds; he was later told it was the Boston Marathon.

When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.