Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands.
They are now The Islands.
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Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway.
But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.
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Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
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Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
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Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
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