Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.
In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
Chuck Norris can eat food while his mouth is closed.
2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can stop the music.
Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.
Chuck Norris once shaved his beard. People now call it Bigfoot.
Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
People sell their souls to the devil. The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.