Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
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Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth.
Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The result was The Great Pyramids.
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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter.
He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
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Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
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Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.
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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek."
He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
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