Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
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Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
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Chuck Norris writes on pencils with paper.
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Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once.
That stone is now known as The Death Star.
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Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
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Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
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The only reason you woke up this morning is because Chuck Norris allowed you too.
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Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
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Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
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