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Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
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Chuck Norris can stop the music.
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Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
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Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.
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Chuck Norris once shaved his beard. People now call it Bigfoot.
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Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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People sell their souls to the devil. The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
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