Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
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Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
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Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
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Chuck Norris once jumped. Now we have seven Continents and a tilted planet.
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China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
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Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
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The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
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Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago.
The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
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The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second.
It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.
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There are no comets.
Only people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so hard that they are now in permanent orbit in our solar system.
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