Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude.
He has a personality you can't handle.
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Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right.
The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
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When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.
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Chuck Norris is a man of few words.
Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
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The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
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If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris...
Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
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Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
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