Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude. He has a personality you can't handle.
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.
On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can drive a solar-powered car at night.
There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.
The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight. The loser had to go live in the north pole.
Chuck Norris can shoot around a corner.