Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude. He has a personality you can't handle.
Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not wear a seatbelt and reclines his seat before takeoff and landing on an airplane because he can.
When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
When Chuck Norris was a kid, he wanted to see if you really could kill two birds with a stone. Let's just say that's why birds fly still south in the winter.
Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
Guns can kill, Chuck Norris does!
When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays. Happy Chuckday everyone!
Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas. They made a deal. Chuck now owns the shop.