Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude.
He has a personality you can't handle.
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The Priests confess his sins.
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He uses Meteor Showers.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
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Chuck Norris did the blue whale challenge.
By the 50th day, his instructor had jumped off the building.
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Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee.
This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
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Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris?
The only good news is you know when you will die.
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If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
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Chuck Norris can travel back in time into the future.
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