Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude.
He has a personality you can't handle.
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He knows CPR.
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Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool.
That's why his mullet never moves.
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Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
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Dreams about Chuck Norris are in 4D.
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Chuck Norris once raced light.
He is still waiting for it to catch up.
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Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
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The world ends on December 21st, 2012.
Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
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Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
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Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
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