Joke #9664

Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude. He has a personality you can't handle.
Vote:
has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
Vote:
has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
Vote:
has 75.25 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
Vote:
has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas. He just hired Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
Vote:
has 72.71 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Vote:
has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
Vote:
has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
Vote:
has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
Vote:
has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
Vote:
has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris