Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude. He has a personality you can't handle.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea. Until it met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed. She is now known as Britney Spears.
If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight. It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.