Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude.
He has a personality you can't handle.
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Chuck Norris.
Well thats all you need to know.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.
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