Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude. He has a personality you can't handle.
Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas. He just hired Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.