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When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
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Chuck Norris invented black.
In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light.
Except pink.
Tom Cruise invented pink.
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Chuck Norris kissed a girl once.
She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
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Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
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Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
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The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
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Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute.
The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
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The best security system for a bank is when Chuck's money is in it.
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When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
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