Joke #6762

Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
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Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc. The Black and Blueray.
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Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
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Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
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Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
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Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you.
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Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
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