Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays. Happy Chuckday everyone!
Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.