Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent. They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
Chuck Norris understood the ending of Lost.
When Chuck Norris comes into your house, you are the guest.
Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He simply decides what time it is.
Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever? A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?