Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
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Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
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Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris donated his heart to a hospital... twice.
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Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to.
He knows CPR.
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A watched pot boils instantly for Chuck Norris.
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People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
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