Joke #6762

Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
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When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
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Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
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Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
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I challenged Chuck Norris once. He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space. Now I read the facts from Mars.
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Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
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Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
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