Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
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Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
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The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
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Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos.
Words simply stutter in his presence.
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At Night.
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Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.
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When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
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Do you know why babys cry when they are born?
Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
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Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.
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Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
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