Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
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Chuck Norris has 2 kids.
We know them as Pain and Suffering.
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Chuck Norris can play Pokemon Go on his landline.
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Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris writes on pencils with paper.
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Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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The Yeti can't be found because it Chuck Norris made sure no one ever finds it.
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Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
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You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right?
Well he's currently making his third attempt.
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If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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