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Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
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Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right? Well he's currently making his third attempt.
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Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.
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Some people have alter egos. Chuck Norris has no such thing.
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If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
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Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
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Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort. Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
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Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
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