Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra ....
After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra
Eventually died
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Chuck Norris has 2 kids.
We know them as Pain and Suffering.
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When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
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Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear seatbelts.
Seatbelts wear Chuck Norris.
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July 4th is Independence day.
And the day Chuck Norris was born.
Coincidence? I think not.
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Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
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Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
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Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.
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