Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
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Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers.
The food cooks itself out of pressure.
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Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
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Chuck Norris abducts aliens.
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Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is gmail@chucknorris.com
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NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
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