Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
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It's not much of a fight....
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Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
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Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out.
The genie ain't stupid.
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Chuck Norris never actually roundhouse kicks anyone, the world just spins underneath him when he lifts his legs.
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Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
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The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
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