Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
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Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
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If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?"
It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
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Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
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You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right?
Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla".
Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
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Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
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Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
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Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
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