Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
Chuck Norris kissed a girl once. She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
I challenged Chuck Norris once. He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space. Now I read the facts from Mars.
Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.