Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
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Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
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Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
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Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
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