Dreams about Chuck Norris are in 4D.
After being shot by a criminal, Chuck Norris said... "that tickles".
Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
Chuck Norris doesn't even have to bid in an auction to win it.
Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone.
When Norris hits the road, he destroys it.