Dreams about Chuck Norris are in 4D.
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Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.
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Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
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Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars.
But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
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Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin.
The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
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Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.
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Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
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Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
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Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
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James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
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Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
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