Dreams about Chuck Norris are in 4D.
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Chuck Norris is a fact.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with his gun over his pillow.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition.
This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
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The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris.
It failed.
Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
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Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
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When God said "Let there be light!", Chuck Norris said "Only for half the day."
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Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
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Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower.
He uses Meteor Showers.
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Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
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