Dreams about Chuck Norris are in 4D.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
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What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door?
Too Late!
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life?
In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris.
No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.
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Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand.
That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
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Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
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Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
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Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.
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