Dreams about Chuck Norris are in 4D.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.
Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.