Dreams about Chuck Norris are in 4D.
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Chuck Norris made the llama extinct.
Never spit in his face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
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Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate.
It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.
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Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
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Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
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Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind.
The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
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Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
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When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
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