Dreams about Chuck Norris are in 4D.
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Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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Chuck Norris can play Pokemon Go on his landline.
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A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people.
It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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CNN tells about every disaster around the world.
CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
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Chuck Norris doesn't m*sturbate, he r*pes his hand.
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Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
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Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.
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Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
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Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
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