Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool.
That's why his mullet never moves.
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It is better to give than to receive.
This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics.
In the same event. From home.
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If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
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In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car he walks.
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Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc.
The Black and Blueray.
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Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
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I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
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Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
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