Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool.
That's why his mullet never moves.
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Chuck Norris fills a 1-Liter Bottle With 2 liters of water.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears.
He had real bears.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life?
In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris
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The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
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