Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool.
That's why his mullet never moves.
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Q: Why are there prairies?
A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
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Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground.
Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
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Dear Chuck Norris,
Could you please close the door of your refrigerator.
Thank you,
Europe
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Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name.
It's called the internet.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
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