Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool. That's why his mullet never moves.
PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.
Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays. Happy Chuckday everyone!
Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
Shhhhh... Did you hear that? Chuck did.
Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.