Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool.
That's why his mullet never moves.
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Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays.
Happy Chuckday everyone!
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Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
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Shhhhh...
Did you hear that?
Chuck did.
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Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
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Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
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Chuck Norris is proof that legends never die.
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