Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool.
That's why his mullet never moves.
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Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
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Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite.
Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.
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What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris?
His foot.
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Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
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Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
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When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
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Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv.
The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
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Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods.
He is now known as Shrek.
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