Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool. That's why his mullet never moves.
Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
When Chuck Norris touched a Prius, it turned into a Ferrari
Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.
Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph. Why? Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.