Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool. That's why his mullet never moves.
Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
We ask the president to make laws. The president asks Chuck Norris.
Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
What does the fox say? Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.