Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
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The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
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Chuck Norris can stop the music.
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Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods.
He is now known as Shrek.
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Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
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Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon...
With the Yellow version.
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Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes.
He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
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Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest.
After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book.
"Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
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