Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right? Well he's currently making his third attempt.
Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.