Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a wristwatch. He always knows when it's time to kick some ass.
When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
What came first, the chicken or the egg? Chuck Norris came first.
Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion? Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse. No mortal man has ever earned it.