Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
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Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
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If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos.
That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
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Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
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Chuck Norris doesn't m*sturbate, he r*pes his hand.
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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
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When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
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Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
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