Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
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Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
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The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
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At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
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When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
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The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over."
Those children were the dinosaurs.
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Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
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