Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
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Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
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Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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Freddy Krueger sleeps with his mom every night because he is scared of Chuck Norris!
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When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
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Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
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Chuck Norris' phone never auto corrects him.
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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor.
That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive?
A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
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