Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
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Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand.
That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
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Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool.
That's why his mullet never moves.
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Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
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Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
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Chuck Norris became a firefighter, after hearing of his decision fire ceased to be an element.
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When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
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Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.
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While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.
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Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
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