Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
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Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead.
Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
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When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.
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E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
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Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
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The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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