Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
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Chuck Norris can travel through time by running 88 miles per hour.
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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
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Chuck Norris once threw a pebble.
We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
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Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
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Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
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Chuck Norris commited suicide, and lived.
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