Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
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Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
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Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp...
He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
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Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord.
He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the but.
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The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
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