Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem. He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion. The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an ESC key on his computer, no one ever escapes.