Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
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Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys.
The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore.
The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out."
The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an annocanda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth."
Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.
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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
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Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
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When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
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The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
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When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
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