Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
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It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
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Chuck Norris once shaved his beard.
People now call it Bigfoot.
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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.
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Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
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Latin insulted Chuck Norris.
It is now a dead language.
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The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
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Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
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When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
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