Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
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Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
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The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
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Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand.
That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
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Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
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Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
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Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
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You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life?
In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
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Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
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