Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice. This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Chuck Norris graduated college in one hour.
There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture. And Won.
When Chuck Norris was a kid, he wanted to see if you really could kill two birds with a stone. Let's just say that's why birds fly still south in the winter.
Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.