Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad.
It says he's Chuck Norris.
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Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
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Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
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Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
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If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor.
Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
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How far can you spit.
Try to beat Chuck Norris if you ask how far can he spit, at night look at the moon and don't wonder from were the craters come.
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Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
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Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
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Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris.
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
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