Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner.
The corner always backs away.
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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off.
It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second.
It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.
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The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
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The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
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Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris.
He is now known as Harry Potter.
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Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
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Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
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