Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner. The corner always backs away.
Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is [email protected]
In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris. No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
Chuck Norris isn't on Earth, the Earth is on Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil. It couldn't keep up.
Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.