Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner.
The corner always backs away.
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Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
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If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?"
It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul.
It's a myth.
Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs.
Then he climbed it up.
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Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
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Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
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When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
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Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
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Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system.
The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
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Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
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