Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner.
The corner always backs away.
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"OUCH!" said the bar.
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Chuck Norris can stare you to death while looking the other direction!
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Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
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Eminem says "I'm not afraid".
Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
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The Universe is not expanding.
It's running away from Chuck Norris.
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