Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner.
The corner always backs away.
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When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
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Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face.
Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men.
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There is only one King.
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