Chuck Norris doesn't get stuck in traffic, traffic gets stuck in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week.
The man was missing for four and a half years.
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If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win.
But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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Chuck Norris bit a spider once then it became Spiderman!
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The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
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Chuck Norris never actually moves.
He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
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Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris.
Once.
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Chuck Norris invented black.
In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light.
Except pink.
Tom Cruise invented pink.
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They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
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