Chuck Norris doesn't get stuck in traffic, traffic gets stuck in Chuck Norris.
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They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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Chuck Norris ate once at Hard Rock Cafe.
It's now called Shakey's.
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Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.
On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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Chuck Norris is proof that legends never die.
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The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.
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Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays.
Happy Chuckday everyone!
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