Chuck Norris doesn't get stuck in traffic, traffic gets stuck in Chuck Norris.
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The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
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The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
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Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
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Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
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Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 Minutes in a half-hour.
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Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
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Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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